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TRUMPETS Al Tissimo (direct trumpet), Parent de Vane (old time initial trumpet), A great deal Haitnen (1st trumpet Finland) Willy Makit or Kenny Makit (initially trumpet), Buster Bloodvessel (first trumpet), Felix Cited, Howie Spitz, Ames Toulouse, Chops O’Gonagen (otherwise Mouth area O’ Gonagen), Ed Off, Rusty Piston, Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Count

TROMBONES Hy Sign in,Sneak Shod,Willie Let you know, Bjent Fall, Adolf Track, Mosley Late, Scott Noslide (with the valve trombone), Terry Billnoise, Moe Zaic, Justin Tune, Lew Glides (trout trombone), Keith Myath, (toothless bass trombone)

Peggio – Manny Wong Kordz – Phil Allgaps – Hugo Tommy Head (keyboard club) – Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish piano pub) – Thelonious Gallintown (gay pianist)

SAXOPHONES Kenny Realize – head alto, Izzy Evident – head alto, Mosley Apartment – 2nd alto, Les Build – next alto, Manny Cards – 1st tenor, Mai-Lik – Chinese initially tenor, Reed Mylips – 1st tenor, Otto Tune – next tenor, Ron Secret – second tenor, Lee Queen – 2nd tenor, Olaf Awhiskey – Swedish tenor, Mustafa Boost – Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn – broke tenor pro, Seymour Butts – baritone, Rusty Secrets – baritone, Arthur Chorus – baritone, Ima Growler – baritone

Electric guitar Ron Kords – Rex Yurears (rock guitarist) – Ian Gee & Rudy Mentry (men guitarists) – Kent Reed – Segovia Carpet (ancient beginner guitarist) – Django Bells – Stone Enrol – Sten Gunn (Swedish stone beginner guitarist)

Electric guitar Phil Dinn – Don Move – No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) – Owen Transport (Welsh) – Often Travelling – Arturo Verciz (South American) – Knut Reduce (Danish) – Ching Increase (Chinese) – We.Q. Lowe